Dear Home Owner,
I am your Front Door. Since we have spent so many years in the same place together I feel now is a good time to write to you, as there are a few issues I would like to address in regards to me and the care you may want to consider giving me. I would be more than happy to take responsibility for this myself however I am a door and unsure as to how to use the phone.
I truly enjoy my position and understand one of the main tasks I am charged with here is to give privacy and solitude to this home where we live, but I also am a means of security to keep what you want in and what you hope stay to stay out, out.
First of all my deadbolt has been sticking and causing the key to get to almost breaking points with the amount of pressure it takes to lock and unlock me. This is, to me, a concern as I know you only have one copy of the key and this can be quite troublesome for you.
Second, I have noticed some not so familiar faces in the neighborhood and think that maybe it might be time to add a chain to me. I am aware that you are not very good at doing this sort of work and thought I might suggest a Philadelphia locksmith.
And third, do you remember that time when you couldn't find your key and you broke the window to get in and then you found the key in your car? I just feel that now is the time I should speak up and mention that instead of having to pay for a new key AND window all you had to do was call an automotive locksmith who would not have only come to open me, the door, and have the ability to make a new key for you (if it had truly been lost), but all the other doors in the area were teasing me and I was the laughing stock of the neighborhood since you chose to break a window instead of using a locksmith like all of the other door owner do in times like these.
I know that you are a spur of the moment thinker and you like to make your own decisions, but if you had called a residential locksmith that day they could have consulted you on subjects pertaining to the safety and security of me, your Front Door, and pointed out that my deadbolt is quite old and in need of either replacement, or for better and safer measure, repair.
I am certain that you want me to continue to work properly and I can assure you that is my goal. I and everything in the house enjoy being here and I am especially proud to be your front door, but I ask that you pay a little more attention to my well being so that we can continue our great relationship.
Sincerely,
The Front Door
